THESE SHIRTS WERE STITCHED IN A PARALLEL TIMELINE WHERE YOU MADE ALL THE RIGHT CHOICES ✦ WEARING THIS TEE MAY CAUSE ONE'S QUESTIONING OF EXISTENCE ✦ MADE TO OUTLIVE WHATEVER PHASE YOU THINK YOU'RE IN ✦ YOUR GRANDKIDS WILL FIGHT OVER THIS IN THE WILL (PERCHANCE, IF YOU PLAN ON REPRODUCING, THEN ABSOLUTELY) ✦ NOT DESIGNED TO BE TRENDY DESIGNED TO BE DEEP AS HELL MAN ✦ WEARABLE EVIDENCE THAT YOU'RE TRYING ✦ THIS IS CLOTHING FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK TOO MUCH, OR DON'T REALLY EVER WANT TO THINK, JUST KINDA VIBE. I GET IT. ✦ LIKELY TO ATTRACT STRANGERS WITH GOOD TASTE ✦ ENGINEERED TO DISSOLVE EGO AND MASSAGE DEEP SPIRITUAL PATHWAYS ✦ COVERING SKIN EXPOSING INTENTIONS ✦ YOU BOUGHT IT FOR THE MESSAGE, EMBODY IT ✦ BUILT TO BE WORN DURING YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISES ✦ YOU DONT WEAR THIS, IT WEARS YOU, I THINK ✦ TRUST YOUR GUT ✦ NOT JUST A SHIRT, A WAY TO MAKE YOUR MOM DISAPOINTED ✦ PRESHRUNK POSTIRONIC ✦ WHEN I WAS PRINTING THESE I WAS ACTIVELY THINKING HUH THIS IS PRETTY THERAPUDIC ✦ MADE TO LOOK COOL WHILE YOU HEAL ✦ THIS MIGHT BE THE REALEST THING IN YOUR CLOSET ✦ YOUR MIRRORS NEW FAVORITE OUTFIT OR JUST YOURS MIRRORS DONT HAVE THOUGHTS